NOT mermaid material- handmade postcard

This is a simple and FUN swap idea (a spin off of Lydia Velarde) that requires a bit of creativity. You will create a handmade postcard with the title: 5 REASONS WHY I WOULD NOT BE A GOOD MERMAID (ex: I can't swim) .

So basically, you would list and illustrate your 5 reasons using any media including stamps, collage, acrylics, watercolour, Zen-tangle, drawings, stencils, YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR etc. You can make it in an art journal style or any other style you wish. Be original and have fun with the idea!